New Again

If any of you know what the title of this post refers too, you'll hopefully know that it's a kick ass record yes? If not, wikipedia is your fwend.

Hiya! It's been close to a month since my last one, and I know that I say this on most posts I make, but what the fuck, some people have actually ASKED for an update, so here I am, little old popular me...

I actually jotted some little things down when I was in Southport yesterday so hopefully this one will have a bit more structure to it, just like a lovely essay. I'm shit at conclusions though so it will simply be a tracks of the month type deal, again.

So, I think the right person won The Apprentice, without coming across as a dirty sex pest, I definately think that Yasmina has much more spunk than Kate, which will fit in more in Surallun's business, so that's cool. I have to admit also that I found Yasmina ridiculously attractive, Kate is clearly the most obviously pretty one of the bunch, but she's just...too pretty, i'd constantly feel rubbish if I was with her cause every tom dick & harry who saw us would indeed wonder why some skinny ugly bint scored that. Not that I ever would like.

I'll be honest I found alot of the women on The Apprentice attractive. Firstly, alot of people know that I had a full on fixation with the ginger brummy one, even if she was from Walsall, the home of devastation. Mona scrubbed up well when she got rid of the string beans on top of her head and on occasion Debra looked okay, like when she was on You're Fired, I hope some of you agree with me or else I'll look like a right uncompromising twat.

The one thing we can all agree on though was Lorraine, no question there, she's clearly been shat out of the ugly toad.

This made me laugh today, it was quite failblog ish, you know when you sign on Facebook and there's the "highlights" part on the right of your screen where it shows you the dickheads that become fans of such things as "giggling" and "The Inbetweeners". As I logged on today I was greeted with -

"Biggest Group Attempt in the World!!!" - 4 friends joined.

How very drole.

Do you reckon anybody in Dream Theater has the balls to tell Mike Portnoy that his lyrics are shit?

Anyways, once again this week I was heavily disappointed by another girl. Now over the past 6 months or so I have been cancelled/forgotten by...8 girls I believe. I had asked these girls on a date, to which they agreed, before them letting me know that it wasn't gonna happen, here's the reasons i've been given...

- "I'm not gonna come tonight :)" - The smiley was there, I swear to God.
- "I'm quite busy" - we all are darling, don't agree to go on a date with me then, terrorhawk.
- "I don't think it's a good idea" - Thankyou.
- "I missed my train lets leave it :)" - ..."stopping off at, rejection, disappointment, backstabbing central and shattered dreams parkway"
- "I thought it was tomorrow" - Bet you did.
- "Can we rearrange I have an exam" - That you DIDN'T know about for 3 months?
- "I'm tired i'm just gonna go home"

And on 2 occasions I simply didn't hear from the girl. There, that's 9 times i've been fully devastated by boobie people. And as you can imagine, this has done wonders for my self esteem :)...not.

This is how ruptured my tolerance level's for girls has become, in Heebie Jeebies the other night, as I was leaving, I was walking through the congregation (members of the "I'm a typical boring, drunk cunt church) when some girl literally grabbed ahold of me (a very pretty girl at that) and said "I LOVE your T-shirt!". With her hands still on me, i lifted mine up in the air like I was under arrest, said "thankyou very much" and left. Now, I know that she only grabbed me to tell me about my shirt, which isn't exactly "Fancy a shag?". But, if I had any interest in women anymore I might have blurted out something completely horny as "well...you should see me without my shirt on lul ;)". But I didn't, I think it's gotten to a point now where my penis has actually fell off, rendering me asexual like some kind of plant, or smurf...

I applied for a job in HMV yesterday, now many will tell you, due to the fact that I actually fucking BUY cd's & dvd's, and have an OCD with regards to how they are stored (alphabetically, oh yes) within my collection, that I am a rather brilliant candidate for this job. But, once again, knowing my luck, some hopped up indie cunt/chavvy slag will get the job, probably because they downloaded The Script's album at 128kps and declared it as their favourite album evarrrrr!

If this is the case, I will walk into the HMV, find the new employee and ask them this...

"...Hi :), i'm trying to buy a present for a friend of mine, he's really into progressive tech music, could you recommend some bands for me?"

I doubt they'll tell me that Meshuggah's "Destroy/Erase/Improve" is the seminal work in the area, but they'll be more than happy to tell me how much they enjoy the new Kings of Leon album.

I'm finding myself watching R Kelly's "hip-opera" "Trapped in the Closet", I thought 85 minutes of one groove and chord progression would get fucking boring, but man, there's something about this that makes me wanna keep watching. Crazy fucker. Youtube it, it'll stick in your mind like Chocolate Rain did. Whoever commissioned that one at Jive Records must be on something hella good.

Right, why buy a Hot Chocolate in Starbucks? - like the post below, I said that it's silly to do so when you're in a coffee shop, but the thing is, they use Cadburys Chocolate Powder and mix it with Whole Milk, something that would cost you £2 less if you went to a little café that did the same thing. This country.

"Please vote Green, make the country Green!" - And now the country is awash with Conservative Blue, victory.

Well, that's me for this week. Spotify these.

1. Faith No More - Stripsearch
2. Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone
3. Taking Back Sunday - New Again
4. Jimmy Eat World - 23
5. Sara Bareilles - Love On The Rocks

Bye,
Charlie S
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