B&B with a little weed.

If anyone can guess what the title of this post is, I will buy you more than a pint.

This post will feature many short sentences like this. I think. Drunken tangents might occur.

I watched the Wigan Vs Man United match tonight over several pints of Guinness and some Nobby's Nuts. Wigan played well, certainly better than when Everton played them and scored 4-0. Jo, Jo, Jo!

I hate older guys (like 30+) that wear those god awful SHORT SLEEVED checkered shirts (clearly from Next) that try and be cool and get in with slaggy girls in clubs like Arriba in Ormskirk. Seriously, shouldn't you be married?
...Maybe you should stop supporting Man United.
...THERE'S ONLY ONE JAGIELKA!!!
Crippled bastard! How are we meant to win Chelski now?!

I was told tonight buy a drunken chav that I have an "awesome haircut"
...Which was then changed to a "grass haircut".

Luckily, these two lads that I knew in primary & high school, assured this guy that I "was sound".

That's a benefit of getting to know chavvy type guys, they save your ass when you're in danger, probably.

Mamaris wasn't open, I wanted a burger, they should take a leaf out of Shiraz's book and stay open all night.

I just told a girl that she sounds awesome in bed. Shit. Haha!

Go and listen to Deftones, especially White Pony.

As much as i HATE (capitals on purpose) Kings Of Leon. Mcfearless is great.

Nope, definately short sentences.

Don't you hate it when you see someone that kinda looks like your ex? I saw 2 tonight, it was devastating.

Byeee.
x.