#41.

Before I go into anything. I urge you to check this band out.

Big Wreck - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvuUwy8kcSk

Proper late 90's hard rock. Awesome. They opened for Dream Theater back in 1997/98. They're dead as a dodo now like. But they're just so fucking good.

Anyways. Today was interesting. I had to guy and buy some smart clothes for this teaching job, so I spent 6 hours shopping in Liverpool. And guess what, I'm rife with complaints. Although I did get to see the HMS Ark Royal, how very Under Seige, I was expecting Steven Seagal and that chick with big boobs to be running around shooting extras, not the TV show, the physical act.

I bought £130's worth of smart apparel in TopMan. This really cute girl with a speech impediment helped me out. I look sterling.

Speaking of which, I need to get out of this suit. Give me a few.

J'ai returné.

Complaint #1 today is about peoples Favourite Music section on social network sights like Myspazz and the ole Book. It just annoys me good style when people can't define their taste. I guess this is me going all Obsessive Compulsive again, but when people are all "I'll listen 2 anythin rele!1". I just wanna go.

"Oh really? so you're a big fan of Progressive Death Metal? how about Latin? Free Jazz? Dust? anyone...no?.

I went to the Egg today for some monster Cheese on Toast. It was immense, I still think that Michael guy really hates me, even though I'm 1/4 of The Lost Keys. Punk Ass.

Theres a big sign outside the egg on a building saying "The Global Temperature between 1997 and 2007 was higher than its ever been".

Good! Have a solero and shut the fuck up.

Complaint #2 today is about Headphones, more specifically people with headphones. Why do you people insist on walking around with just 1 headphone in? You're missing out on at LEAST 2 tracks of wonderful musical instrumentation, a girl I was once with did this, I asked her why. She just said "cause I like to hear whats going on around me too". Bollocks, you're just a tit. I'd love to see your reaction to a 5.1.

Secondly, why, and i mean fucking WHY? do people have their headphones in when they're in company?. Its just fucking rude, it's basically them saying "Yeah listen mate. Jared Leto saying "I'll Attack" is way more interesting than our friendship". If Broderick had his headphones in when I was talking (see: complaining, moaning). I'd give him a mouthful.

Don't even talk to me about Big Brother.

Complaint #3. Primark.
I can't stand clothes shopping as it is, but at least some shops have the decency to have their clothes in a clear cut and NEAT manner. Whereas when you walk in Primark, it's like you've just walked into some kind of fashion Jihad, everything is EVERYWHERE. And everyone is running towards everything and rooting through clothes like a fat kid at a buffet. At least I didn't have to spend long in there. When I left, the relief washed over me in an awesome wave.

"Chubby Chasers with Chevy Chase". Somebody should commission this TV idea.

I'm going to Ormskirk tonight. I think i'm gonna wear this tie i bought with a casual shirt.
Aldenté.

Goodbye,
Charlie S.